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Friday, 25 November
Question 30. How often do you masterbate?I wrote down the real number as I didn't have to hide it.
Question 31. Do you get erection when you see an attractive woman?huh? If I got one, I'd be in serious denial.
32. How far do you ejaculate?okay, this isn't a questioniarre... this might be some data collecting for a big pervert... the session with the counselor was really long... 30 minutes... and expensive... But I am hoping I will know how stressful I am right now. Of course, I told this pretty lady that I was a homo when she said I might be sexually insecure or stressed as I didn't get hard. I told her I would get SO HARD if a gorgeous guy in tight speedos was kissing me. I think I offensed her as she looked like she just saw something she hadn't seen in her entire life... After some blood drawing, my right arm tells me I am a junkie....huh.... Anyway, I am off to drinking. (According to a doctor, that's not good) You have a splendid weekend!
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sexually insecure, eh? Some homophobes will use anything as an excuse to blind themselves to the truth of things.
Posted by: Mr. Brian at November 25, 2005 11:51 PM
maybe it's a clinic/porn studio.
if you ejaculate under a distance of 3 feet, you get treated for stress-related illnesses. if you ejaculate over a distance of 3 feet, you become the hottest new porn star.
Posted by: raph at November 26, 2005 01:52 AM
Come over here and I'll give you a thorough examination.
Paul
Posted by: Paul at November 26, 2005 02:20 AM
I had no idea they asked men those kinds of questions. I mean, I can understand the "How often do you masturbate?" question, but "How far?" is a humdinger of a question!
And I thought visiting the gyno was bad! LOL!
Posted by: Mush at November 26, 2005 04:41 AM
Strange questions!
I'm doing some work on how doctors and other health professionals should handle gay and lesbian patients - and this is a wonderful example of what they should not do...
Hope you are all right, though. Take care not to work too much...
Posted by: Bjørn at November 26, 2005 05:59 PM
Hi Mr. Brian,
I guess homos should be included in the studying material for sex education :-) But then, that's not gonna happen anytime soon here in Japan. It's not illegal or whatsoever. It just doesn't exit here on the constitution. interesting, really. Considering one of the shoguns in 1700s was a big homo. :-) Have a pleasant day!
Hi Raph,
hehehe. It might be it. Well, to be honest, I have never measured how much I could go. It's not a contest. but big load with a long distance would be cool. :-) I hear Zinc would help you do that. But I am not taking a lot of zinc for that particular purpose. :-) You have a pleasant morning!
Hi Paul,
What kind of exams are you going to do? I am thinking of a lot of naughty things. :-) hehehehe. You have a wonderful evening!
HI Mush,
I wonder what kind of data they could get after getting an answer for that "how far" question, really. But I have never measured how far I could hit. I am interested but it sounds a little bizarre. :-) I am pretty sure there are some worse opportunities you could get other than Gyno clinics. :-) You have a wonderful morning!
Hi Bjørn,
I am not sure how they handle that here as I have been asked "straight questions" previously before yesterday quite a lot. I am not allowed to donate blood either because I am a homo. huh... Not that I am so willing to do that though. I am doing alright. My hair is not falling or anything so I think it's moderate. :-) Thanks ! You have a great afternoon!
Posted by: Shigeki at November 27, 2005 01:29 AM
Shigeki, I must say that I am a teeny bit disappointed that you did not provide us with your answers to questions 30 and 32! ;-)
TK
Posted by: Kevin at November 27, 2005 01:56 AM
Hi Kevin,
Okay :-) Here it is. When I don't have sex with a "friend", I jerk off twice. Morning after running, and the evening before going to bed. As for "how far", I haven't really measured it before so I am not sure and you can tell yourself that it depends on a day , right? But when I was really really turned on by this guy three months back, I hit the wall above the bed headboard... I want that again. I am drunk right now so I might delete this comment later. :-) you have a good post-turkey weeknd.
Posted by: Shigeki at November 27, 2005 02:01 AM
OMG I'm so lucky I saw your answers! You shoud post more when you're drunk!
TWICE A DAY! Lol! That's actually pretty normal...I do that too but not always if I don't have the time.
And who the hell measures how far they cum!
I'm also surprised that you actually admitted you're gay to the nurse...you're one cool guy, Shigeki.
Posted by: Will at November 27, 2005 04:40 AM
Twice a day is normal? What if it's more than twice a day? :)
paul
Posted by: Paul at November 27, 2005 06:07 PM