Literally shocking

I am not sure if this is too much information. I will decide it later and may delete it :) Some say "I am happily single" even though they don't look happy. Is that because they think being single is worse than being in a relationship? They shouldn't sell the word "happily" too much :) Anyway, I have been happily single for awhile. I am not really looking for someone to date at the moment. I think the last relationship really wore me out. I am more focused on work and career development. Despite my comfortable current status, some nosy friend of mine set up a blind date. Stupidly, I nodded along and went to see him. So this nosy friend of mine told me to see him at the restaurant 5 mins from my house which I occasionally go to. I didn't have any plan to invite him to my home in case something happens. But that's how my friend is. He is always planning way too ahead. So I went in there. I was a little late. That was rude of me. I went to the table and there was this incredible super good looking guy sitting. I am sure the waiter who usually serves me thought I was not qualified to meet him. Because I thought so :) I had a shot of vodka first so I was able to relax without being too nervous. He has a nice job and very good pearly teeth and is very intelligent. The conversation was interesting and we laughed. I didn't think we clicked because I kept thinking he was way too good for me. Then, when we were drinking dessert wine, he said this. "I like to stick my finger in the power outlet when I have sex. Are you good with that?" Where the hell did that come from???? I had to ask him again to be sure of what I heard but he exactly said the same thing. That was the end of the blind date. Again, I am happily single. really..... geez.