By Shigeki on March 14, 2006 10:15 PM
|23 Comments
So what would you do if you were in my situation I had earlier today? Well, I hope I didn't gross you out with this. You have a fantabulous day! Love, Shigeki :)
What feeling low? Come on - it's only Tuesday! I have lots of shit to deal with today at work... but decided I can't control certain things and decided to leave them at the office and deal with it tomorrow. Corporate office sucks big time! Should send some of these guys to the region to manage things,....then they know how it feels. Bastards!
Having someone see you should be the least of your priorities in a situation like this. S/he might have even enjoyed it. I know I would. Haha! ;-) Been in a similar situation, but I just went to a corner or a bush/tree to relieve myself. Oh I remember peeing in my pants when I was a little Catholic altar boy, the mass was going on and I just couldn't excuse myself. What an episode! Gah!
hahaha... shigeki, i had the same situation once before and i went for almost 20 minutes contemplating whether i should release it into a bottle i have in the car, until thank god i found a petrol station. but it's so not a new low! be thankful we can do it in the car, i can't imagine a woman doing that.
Yeah, that was a great idea. At least you dont wet at your pants, anyway who saw you doin it? did they look at you, or did they felt embarassed. o they wanted to see you doing it! hmm that would be ... anyway... try to blushed on your cheek and smile!
Yeah, we XX's don't have that XY option. I remember getting stuck in major traffic coming back from a snowboarding trip in CA...a truck had jackknifed and we were going nowhere. Luckily for me, there was a tour bus not far behind my car, and the bus driver was merciful enough to let me use the bus' toilet. I know had I gone in the bushes (and it was bright because of so many headlights), everyone would have been looking because there would only be one reason for me to go out there! It would have been bad if you had more than a liter of pee in your bladder!!!!!! Ah, R-E-L-I-E-F!!!!!! I love the graphics you posted for fabulous skin "kira kira"
Hee hee, at least you didn't pee against a building. I think in every city in the world, usually when guys have had too much to drink, you can see men peeing against buildings at night. And, of course, they can get a ticket by the police.
My question is, what did you do with the bottle? I hope it's not still in your car... ;)
I don't know if you know this or not but lot's of water is also good for your teeth. Especially if you drink coffee, red wine, or smoke. The stain does not adhere as much. I did my own survey and tell patient's this all the time. How do you spell relief??
I think you did the best you could - I'd much rather see someone pee into a bottle in their car than peeing against a wall in the street. I least I know I won't be stepping in their piss!! Although, if I owned a car, I'm not sure if I would want to pee in it .... what if the bottle slipped out of your hand?!!
wow! 1 litre? phenominal! as to peeing in the bottle being a new low, truckers do it all the time and then they throw them out of the windows while they're driving on the highways. roadway crews get hazzard pay for picking them up...or else they want hazzard pay, i'm not sure which.
at least you didn't pee on the wheel of someone's car. then again, watering a tree would be a good thing. it's all better than wetting your pants with a litre of urine.
Ok. Shigeki-san. I will share a story of mine that will illustrate why you are a classy guy and I am definitely a crass boorish gaijin.
Years ago, I was drinking with my friend Justin. We were on our way to a party on the campus of the university. We were a bit drunk so we got off at the wrong subway stop and began walking to our desination. Well a combination of 6 beers each and cold winter air made us both need to pee desparately. We were in a very business-y area of Toronto so we figured it would be safe on a Saturday night to slip up the alley between two buildings and have a pee - so that's what we did.
As I stood peeing against the side of the building, i was talking to Justin, and not paying attention to what we were doing. About half way through peeing i turned to look at what I was facing.
The woman in the McDonald's Restaurant I was peeing on was certainly surprised to see a young man pissing on the window as she ate her dinner. I yelled to tell Justin that we were pissing on McDonald's and it was occupied. We finished as soon as we could and ran up the street to our destination.
So at least you were discreet Shigeki-san. I was not (but i rarely am).
Don't worry about it, dude. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt! Most guys have done it at some point in their lives and if they haven't they should! Not sure it's better than sex though :-P GB
shigeki- my mom always carried a "pee" bottle on long car trips, so there is no reason to be ashamed. I remember reading a Jake Bronstein article about running into the same problem in his friend's car, only he missed. Yikes.
Well, to me, it seemed like a new low as it was kinda embarrassing. But then, who am I kidding? I always do something embarrassing. :-) Yup. I had a bottle. That was good, right? :-) You have a fantastic day!
Hi Ian,
I am absolutely sure I could find the corner but I kinda knew the amount of the pee would be more than usual so I didn't want to ruin the beautiful cold stone parking floor. :-) It seems to me your stress at work is enormous. I hope you could get nice things to do this weekend. Have a great day!
Hi Mr. Brian,
oohh. it didn't occur to me at all. Human Nature is something we cannot avoid so oh well. :-) You have a wonderful day!
Hi Cesar,
Really? I didn't have to pee outside at all until yesterday. I must say it was oddly exciting. I guess I am turning into a total weirdo? I am not going to develop this. :) A guy who just parked the car caught me doing that.. that was embarrassing.. You have a good day!
Hi Steven,
hehehehe. Yeah, it was the greatest feeling and it was a lot better than boring sex for sure. :-) I hope you will have a marvelous day today!
Hi Mark,
Hahaha. Well, I didn't mind as I am comfy with my weener. But it's kinta unusal that I have to do that. To be honest, I am absolutely sure I might have enjoyed it, too. :-) Wow, a lot of kids do that so don't worry. :-) You can excuse yourself right now if you have to, right? You have a pleasant day!
Hi Ash,
um... I actually did it outside. I didn't do it in the car. I don't think I'd be too comfident that I can aim "my thing" into the bottle. But I did anyway :-) Too much pressure if I had to do that in the car. You have a great non-issue day!
Hi N. Armstrong,
I wish I could smile at the guy who was seeing me doing that. :-) But then, I couldn't do it at all. I was extremely happy with the "release". I am not sure if I blushed. But then, I am not that pure... huh.. You have a wonderful day!
Hi GaijinGirl,
I am so glad that the bus driver let you use the bathroom. It would have been a total disaster if you had to do that on the curb. You see, I wish my skin was that shiny (not in an oily way) and beautiful but I try to keep it better. :-) You have a fantastic day!
Hi KissMyMike,
Absolutely. I couldn't come with other alternative plans. That was the only option I could ever come up with. :-) I am not exactly sure what would happen if I had a bladder problem but I am not intrigued. :-) YOu have a good day!
Hi T.Kevin,
You have? Wow. I am absolutely sure that's not the only thing you have done in the back seat. :-) But I didn't wanna wet my car seat so I did it outside. :-) Is that too weird or too brave? I'd like to think I was brave :-) Good day!
Hi Fashmagslag,
I could have peeed against the wall but then I was so sure that my pee would be everywhere on the floor which I didn't want. :-) I so didn't want to make the floor smell bad. no no no. :-) You have a gorgeous day!
HI Maggie,
Welcome to my site. You are a dentist? that's so kewl. How can I make my teeth freakishly white? :) I didn't know about a lot of water consuming help that. wow, that's a new thing I learnt today. :-) Thanks for the tip! I keep drinking water. Yay. Good day!
Hi Tim,
Thankfully, I didn't do it in the car. I did it outside. I came up with the same fear you mentioned. "What if my pee goes somewhere not in a bottle?" so I did it outside "bravely". :-) You have a fantabulous day!
Hi Kev,
I kinda thought it was. I mean I should have considered how long I could go and then should have made it to the bathroom. But I was stupid. :-) At least, I didn't run into other incidents. :-) Yay. You have a wonderful day!
Hi Naomi,
I so didn't know that truckers do that all the time. I hope they have nice wet tissues to keep their hands clean after that thing. :-) The problem was it was a little cold outside so my weener was smaler than it usually was but no one cares... .okay. :-) You have a fantastic day!
Hi Mark,
To answer your question, I so did tightened the lid and then threw it away in the bin. Is it bad? I hope not. :-) Good day!
OMY FUDGING GOD! Seriously? wow, I am sure that situation made you sober up immediately. I feel so sorry for the lady who was eating and got surprised. :-) You didn't get caught for that, did you? Wow, thanks for sharing the interesting story. I will remember I won't do it. Wait, I am not a college *stupid* dude anymore. :-) Good day!
Hi GayBoyDiary,
I am absolutely sure a lot of people did that. So I am not embarrassed but I didn't like the idea of myself peeing outside in the middle of Tokyo. I wish I could make it to the bathroom. :-) WEll, it was absolutely better than "boring" sex. really. But I wouldn't do it again to feel that special pleasure. It's too risky. :-) Have a marvelous day!
Hi Ca va pas la tete,
well, that's totally true but sometimes it's like playing a game. Whether you should pee right there or should hold it for awhile. :-) Good day!
Hi Gregg,
There is this guy friend of mine who frequently goes to the bathroom when we are on the road. I guess I should take your idea when we do that. :-) Pee bottle. :-) But I don't think I'd like to keep it in my car. nope. You have a great day!
Hi Will,
Yeah, I've gotta. I didn't wanna ruin my fabulous pants I was wearing yesterday. Wow, your flight training sounds so masculine and straight :-) But let me imagine this. You couldn't take your hands off the control column but you brought the bottle. Does that mean it was attached to your weener? hmmmm... :-) You have a wonderful day!
Shigeki-san, I would hardly call that a new low!
Most guys have been in the same situation that you have been in. At least you had a bottle to go in!
A whole liter?!!! WOW!!! ;)
I just find a little corner and pee! :-)....
What feeling low? Come on - it's only Tuesday! I have lots of shit to deal with today at work... but decided I can't control certain things and decided to leave them at the office and deal with it tomorrow. Corporate office sucks big time! Should send some of these guys to the region to manage things,....then they know how it feels. Bastards!
Do you know what the greatest feeling in the world is? The answer: NOT having to pee.
Who caught you?
There really isn't anything wrong with that. I am sure we have all been in a similar situation.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, relief!!!
HA! At least you peed in a bottle.
Have a fantabulously emptied bladder day!
Having someone see you should be the least of your priorities in a situation like this. S/he might have even enjoyed it. I know I would. Haha! ;-) Been in a similar situation, but I just went to a corner or a bush/tree to relieve myself. Oh I remember peeing in my pants when I was a little Catholic altar boy, the mass was going on and I just couldn't excuse myself. What an episode! Gah!
hahaha... shigeki, i had the same situation once before and i went for almost 20 minutes contemplating whether i should release it into a bottle i have in the car, until thank god i found a petrol station. but it's so not a new low! be thankful we can do it in the car, i can't imagine a woman doing that.
Yeah, that was a great idea. At least you dont wet at your pants, anyway who saw you doin it? did they look at you, or did they felt embarassed. o they wanted to see you doing it! hmm that would be ... anyway... try to blushed on your cheek and smile!
Yeah, we XX's don't have that XY option. I remember getting stuck in major traffic coming back from a snowboarding trip in CA...a truck had jackknifed and we were going nowhere. Luckily for me, there was a tour bus not far behind my car, and the bus driver was merciful enough to let me use the bus' toilet. I know had I gone in the bushes (and it was bright because of so many headlights), everyone would have been looking because there would only be one reason for me to go out there! It would have been bad if you had more than a liter of pee in your bladder!!!!!! Ah, R-E-L-I-E-F!!!!!! I love the graphics you posted for fabulous skin "kira kira"
i would probably do the same thing if that ever happens to me.
i mean. peeing on a bottle is so much better than having bladder or kidney problems, right?
I've done it, in the back seat of a car, in a beer bottle. No worrries Shigeki. I just want to learn your Flash skillz!
TK
Hee hee, at least you didn't pee against a building. I think in every city in the world, usually when guys have had too much to drink, you can see men peeing against buildings at night. And, of course, they can get a ticket by the police.
My question is, what did you do with the bottle? I hope it's not still in your car... ;)
I don't know if you know this or not but lot's of water is also good for your teeth. Especially if you drink coffee, red wine, or smoke. The stain does not adhere as much. I did my own survey and tell patient's this all the time. How do you spell relief??
I think you did the best you could - I'd much rather see someone pee into a bottle in their car than peeing against a wall in the street. I least I know I won't be stepping in their piss!! Although, if I owned a car, I'm not sure if I would want to pee in it .... what if the bottle slipped out of your hand?!!
What new low? that's how you improvise, mate...and you should be complimented for that.
Standing in the car park, crying while wetting your pants? Now that's a new low!
wow! 1 litre? phenominal! as to peeing in the bottle being a new low, truckers do it all the time and then they throw them out of the windows while they're driving on the highways. roadway crews get hazzard pay for picking them up...or else they want hazzard pay, i'm not sure which.
at least you didn't pee on the wheel of someone's car. then again, watering a tree would be a good thing. it's all better than wetting your pants with a litre of urine.
um, what did you do with the bottle?
Ok. Shigeki-san. I will share a story of mine that will illustrate why you are a classy guy and I am definitely a crass boorish gaijin.
Years ago, I was drinking with my friend Justin. We were on our way to a party on the campus of the university. We were a bit drunk so we got off at the wrong subway stop and began walking to our desination. Well a combination of 6 beers each and cold winter air made us both need to pee desparately. We were in a very business-y area of Toronto so we figured it would be safe on a Saturday night to slip up the alley between two buildings and have a pee - so that's what we did.
As I stood peeing against the side of the building, i was talking to Justin, and not paying attention to what we were doing. About half way through peeing i turned to look at what I was facing.
The woman in the McDonald's Restaurant I was peeing on was certainly surprised to see a young man pissing on the window as she ate her dinner. I yelled to tell Justin that we were pissing on McDonald's and it was occupied. We finished as soon as we could and ran up the street to our destination.
So at least you were discreet Shigeki-san. I was not (but i rarely am).
Don't worry about it, dude. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt! Most guys have done it at some point in their lives and if they haven't they should! Not sure it's better than sex though :-P GB
One of the greatest joy in life is definitely able to pee when you really need to pee! ;) he he
shigeki- my mom always carried a "pee" bottle on long car trips, so there is no reason to be ashamed. I remember reading a Jake Bronstein article about running into the same problem in his friend's car, only he missed. Yikes.
Well, Shigeki, when you gotta go, ya gotta go...
When I was still in flight training school we had to do cross-country runs that took sometimes up to 6 hours in the cockpit of a light plane.
No toilets. Can't even take ur hands off the control column. We all took an empty bottle with us just in case...
HI Hanuman,
Well, to me, it seemed like a new low as it was kinda embarrassing. But then, who am I kidding? I always do something embarrassing. :-) Yup. I had a bottle. That was good, right? :-) You have a fantastic day!
Hi Ian,
I am absolutely sure I could find the corner but I kinda knew the amount of the pee would be more than usual so I didn't want to ruin the beautiful cold stone parking floor. :-) It seems to me your stress at work is enormous. I hope you could get nice things to do this weekend. Have a great day!
Hi Mr. Brian,
oohh. it didn't occur to me at all. Human Nature is something we cannot avoid so oh well. :-) You have a wonderful day!
Hi Cesar,
Really? I didn't have to pee outside at all until yesterday. I must say it was oddly exciting. I guess I am turning into a total weirdo? I am not going to develop this. :) A guy who just parked the car caught me doing that.. that was embarrassing.. You have a good day!
Hi Steven,
hehehehe. Yeah, it was the greatest feeling and it was a lot better than boring sex for sure. :-) I hope you will have a marvelous day today!
Hi Mark,
Hahaha. Well, I didn't mind as I am comfy with my weener. But it's kinta unusal that I have to do that. To be honest, I am absolutely sure I might have enjoyed it, too. :-) Wow, a lot of kids do that so don't worry. :-) You can excuse yourself right now if you have to, right? You have a pleasant day!
Hi Ash,
um... I actually did it outside. I didn't do it in the car. I don't think I'd be too comfident that I can aim "my thing" into the bottle. But I did anyway :-) Too much pressure if I had to do that in the car. You have a great non-issue day!
Hi N. Armstrong,
I wish I could smile at the guy who was seeing me doing that. :-) But then, I couldn't do it at all. I was extremely happy with the "release". I am not sure if I blushed. But then, I am not that pure... huh.. You have a wonderful day!
Hi GaijinGirl,
I am so glad that the bus driver let you use the bathroom. It would have been a total disaster if you had to do that on the curb. You see, I wish my skin was that shiny (not in an oily way) and beautiful but I try to keep it better. :-) You have a fantastic day!
Hi KissMyMike,
Absolutely. I couldn't come with other alternative plans. That was the only option I could ever come up with. :-) I am not exactly sure what would happen if I had a bladder problem but I am not intrigued. :-) YOu have a good day!
Hi T.Kevin,
You have? Wow. I am absolutely sure that's not the only thing you have done in the back seat. :-) But I didn't wanna wet my car seat so I did it outside. :-) Is that too weird or too brave? I'd like to think I was brave :-) Good day!
Hi Fashmagslag,
I could have peeed against the wall but then I was so sure that my pee would be everywhere on the floor which I didn't want. :-) I so didn't want to make the floor smell bad. no no no. :-) You have a gorgeous day!
HI Maggie,
Welcome to my site. You are a dentist? that's so kewl. How can I make my teeth freakishly white? :) I didn't know about a lot of water consuming help that. wow, that's a new thing I learnt today. :-) Thanks for the tip! I keep drinking water. Yay. Good day!
Hi Tim,
Thankfully, I didn't do it in the car. I did it outside. I came up with the same fear you mentioned. "What if my pee goes somewhere not in a bottle?" so I did it outside "bravely". :-) You have a fantabulous day!
Hi Kev,
I kinda thought it was. I mean I should have considered how long I could go and then should have made it to the bathroom. But I was stupid. :-) At least, I didn't run into other incidents. :-) Yay. You have a wonderful day!
Hi Naomi,
I so didn't know that truckers do that all the time. I hope they have nice wet tissues to keep their hands clean after that thing. :-) The problem was it was a little cold outside so my weener was smaler than it usually was but no one cares... .okay. :-) You have a fantastic day!
Hi Mark,
To answer your question, I so did tightened the lid and then threw it away in the bin. Is it bad? I hope not. :-) Good day!
OMY FUDGING GOD! Seriously? wow, I am sure that situation made you sober up immediately. I feel so sorry for the lady who was eating and got surprised. :-) You didn't get caught for that, did you? Wow, thanks for sharing the interesting story. I will remember I won't do it. Wait, I am not a college *stupid* dude anymore. :-) Good day!
Hi GayBoyDiary,
I am absolutely sure a lot of people did that. So I am not embarrassed but I didn't like the idea of myself peeing outside in the middle of Tokyo. I wish I could make it to the bathroom. :-) WEll, it was absolutely better than "boring" sex. really. But I wouldn't do it again to feel that special pleasure. It's too risky. :-) Have a marvelous day!
Hi Ca va pas la tete,
well, that's totally true but sometimes it's like playing a game. Whether you should pee right there or should hold it for awhile. :-) Good day!
Hi Gregg,
There is this guy friend of mine who frequently goes to the bathroom when we are on the road. I guess I should take your idea when we do that. :-) Pee bottle. :-) But I don't think I'd like to keep it in my car. nope. You have a great day!
Hi Will,
Yeah, I've gotta. I didn't wanna ruin my fabulous pants I was wearing yesterday. Wow, your flight training sounds so masculine and straight :-) But let me imagine this. You couldn't take your hands off the control column but you brought the bottle. Does that mean it was attached to your weener? hmmmm... :-) You have a wonderful day!