Flowers of plum trees finally came into bloom. They are usually in full bloom in early February but since it's been colder this winter, they were asleep longer, I assume. By the way, I am sure you have some daily routines you do such as showering, brushing teeth,
hand job, and such. I too do daily morning routines every morning. I am sure I'd bore you to death if I list every single task of mine, and some of them are too personal to share. (e.g. Taking a shower after the morning jogging and jerking myself off while I am at it.) Anyway, one of the things I do every morning must be pretty weird. I am aware it's weird. But I can't help stop doing that. I am not sure whether this is true or not. I might be too dumb to believe it. I was told that in one morning, all of the sudden, in your 30s, your pillow starts to smell like a middle aged stinky guy. Like oily, non-shaved, stinky smells. Don't take this the wrong way. I am alright to be a middle aged guy. I will be without any doubt. I just don't wanna be a smelly middle aged guy who smells funny. There is the difference there. :-) I turned 30 five months ago, and ever since then, I get up and sniff my pillow and make sure I don't smell like a middle aged stinky guy. I wonder if my clock is ticking and I have no idea what I'd do after I smell like that. I am sure there are some solutions for it. I am keeping my fingers crossed. Until then, I keep sniffing my pillow when I get up... Alright, there I said. My confession for today. Yeah, I am a weirdo. Thank god, I am single. :-) I hope you have a great Tuesday!
You, middle aged stinky guy? Never, never, never!!!!! But just in case, maybe we should both go out and buy new pillows. I am NOT all right, but I hope the cure is in sight (wa ha ha ha ha). I am *definitely* creatively pervy. ;)
I like to see 30 years old as the beginning of an exciting life ahead. You're more secure and certain about yourself and better still, you're financially stable. So go out there and by yourself new pillows and have more fun. Stop looking back....it can only be better and have more fun with yourself :-) Ahmmm.......
Everyone has a particular aroma, dictated by their phermones. You will be lucky enough to find the man that enjoys yours, so don't worry :)
How would you know when you start smelling like a middle age guy? And what does a middle age guy smell like?
I am sure you smell great and if you ever start to smell funny just change your pillows :)
Get some lovely pillows. Bring your pillow over here when you come over so we can check wheter you do smell like a middleaged man :)
Paul
HA! I love the things we can get ourselves to worrying about. I don't recall my pillow smell changing with age. I think if a person is middle aged stinky guy they were likely a young aged stinky guy first. So, I would recommend you keep smelling your pillow every day ('cause it is a comforting thing to do) but not to worry that some morning you will suddenly find the scent of the dreaded 'middle aged stinky guy!'
Oh, and the references to jerking off and the hand job were very much appreciated. Sort of like Shigeki coming into full bloom in the warm water of the shower after his jog, just like the plum tree blossoms blooming after a cold winter...
Gotta love the morning routine.
Even at the advanced age of 33, I often have to "adjust the morning wood" repeatedly with a well placed hand job in order to just use the WC.
But doing all of that in the shower might be just as good, besides making clean-up a snap. :)
I think that sounds better than checking your pillows of drool stains. I doubt that you smell like a stinky middle-aged man. Do you need some sort of validation? Hehehe. I don't usually do the HJ in the morning shower, maybe I'm too sleepy to enjoy that. It's always during bedtime, eliminates the need to read a book or count sheep. Whatever tickles the balls, errr, your fancy, eh? :-)
How on earth do middle-aged guys smell like? I know the "old person smell" but I don't suppose 30-ish guys qualify. Don't worry about it honey. I'm sure you smell great.
"I am sure I'd bore you to death if I list every single task of mine, and some of them are too personal to share. (e.g. Taking a shower after the morning jogging and jerking myself off while I am at it.)"
So much for not sharing too much personal information! ;)
30 is NOT middle age, you still have a while to go Shigeki. I'd have to say that sometimes, in the summer, my pillow smells a little in the morning if I forget to turn on the AC and I sweat in my sleep. But, that's why there are showers, soap, and washing machines ;-) For now, it's still winter here and was about 20 degrees last night. brrrrr!
Oh my GAWD you crack me up! *laff*
Shigeki,
You're funny! I bet you smell lovely and nothing like a middle-aged man (which, you are not!) but then again, never trust your own nose ... it's like smelling a pair of socks you've worn before, they never smell as bad as someone else's!!! lol!
GB xx
I hate to tell you, Shigeki, but if you have middle-ageed man smell, you won't be able to tell, because your nose is acclimated to it. Therefore, I guess I am going to have to come over there and smell your pillowsfor you. Yes it will be a terrible burden, but I will manage. Any other morning routines you need help with? ;-)
Okay now I'm embarassed I typed that but I'm not going to delete it!
TK
I am wondering how would you be able to tell. Usually people would get used to their own scent/smell and won't be able to detect it.
Anyway, I hope you won't be able to smell anything different in the morning for a long, long time. ;P
poor shigeki-kun!
you'll be fine. just make sure to clean your sheets every so often.
well it's a good thing I have four pillows!
30 is when life is starting for a man! ;) I hope
Hi GaijinGirl,
Yeah, I could be. I don't know. :-) You know why people used "plurals" when they talked about pillows. They have more than one including you. I only have one... Yeah, you are defenitely creatively pervy but that's not a bad thing at all, is it? You have a pretty evening!
Hi Ian,
Absolutely. You can put it that way. I am on board. Well, I am not sure if I am more secure and certain about myself.... huh.. I don't think I need that many pillows though. I have this incredible pillows that don't stink. :-) You have a good evening!
Hi Mr. Brian,
Oh yeah. I do understand that aroma part but I am hoping my aroma won't get stronger. that's the whole point of my worries. :-) You have a pleasant morning!
Hi Cesar,
Well, I have no idea. You might be able to notice the difference in one morning all of the sudden? That's what I was told though. Well, I definitely hope I won't smell funny.... You have a wonderful day!
Hi Paul,
It never occurred to me to get "lovely" pillows at all in my life.... That may be a good idea. hahaha. I wonder how you could verify the smell though. You have a marvelous day!
Hi Steven,
Well, we are human beings so I am pretty sure every single one of us does have some thing to worry about whether it's big or small. I hope it won't happen to me again and thanks for your comforting input. :-) Well, we have to manage that part in our life, don't we? I mean I cannot live without sexual activities and I am not ashemd of that. :0 You have a gorgeous day!
Hi Seekeronos,
Oh yeah, I do love some of the routine. :) Well, I am glad you have to adjust your morning wood REPEATEDLY. :) But I don't use the WC when I happen to do that. Showering whild jerking off is kinda my must-to-do list ever since I become single again. :) Good day!
Hi Mark,
hahaha. I don't think I drool much. Thank god. :) No, I don't have any validation but I was told I would know it when it happened. um..... I do my handjob in the shower in the morning and another one during bedtime at least..... huh... Have a fantabulous evening!
Hi Will,
I have no idea but I was told you would know it when you started to smell like that. :) I can't stop worrying about it though. That's my thing. You have a fabulous evening!
Hi Hanuman,
Well, I was going to strike that out but I didn't. :-) But you weren't disgusted by me sharing that info, were you? I hope not. :) Good day!
Hi Fashmagslag,
I understand. :-) Well, I am not worried about getting middle aged. But I am not sure how long I will live. I can never forget to turn on the AC in summer. otherwise, I'd be too dehydrated... It's not good for my skin. :) Wow, 20 degrees? I am so sorry. I hope spring is on its way pretty soon. For the time being, stay warm!
Hi Mush,
I tried to look it up but what does "laff" stand for? Maybe, I should look it up more? huh.. You have a wonderful day!
Hi gayboydiary,
Am I? I just made a confession that seemed to be weird. :) Well, I don't know what "lovely" smells like. But people don't go "ew" when I approach them. Or they are being polite. :-) Wow, smelling socks? I don't think I'd love to do that for my own.... You have a splendid day!
Hi T. Kevin,
Oh, that may be true but this legend I was told says I could smell the middle aged man smell all of the sudden. Really. Anyway, but I'd love to have some validation. Just pillows? I'd love you to check on my bod, too. :p hahaha. I am sure I can come up with some other routines. :) I am not embarrassed. :-) Good that you didn't erase it! You have a naughty day!
Hi Derek,
I know but this legend told me I could all of the sudden. I guess there is a day that changes body odor all of the sudden? I know I hope i won't be too smelly later in my life... huh. Good day!
Hi Raph,
Cleaning sheets. I do that every week. Well, I don't do it. My cleaning lady does. :) that's good enough? You have a pretty day!
Hi Joe,
Yeah, it's indeed a great thing you have four but it doesn't mean you are smelly, does it? Good day!
HI Ca va pas la tete,
Well, I do hope so, too... but time will tell.. Good day!
my, i was laughing to myself on the 'morning routine' you put up...how frank,hehe
Awesome post.. totally Good! I'll link this post on one my twitter accounts for sure!