Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be....
Not really... I have no idea when I will have a day off next since it's officially October. huh... I signed up for an early retirement program because my company has to fire a lot of people. They give us this huge bonus package if you agree to resign voluntarily. I am very very hoping my supervisor will approve my request. Please... fire me!!!! I wanna get canned so badly so I can get extra money and move on. Anyway, it's another Monday... Gentlemen, do you get a boner at work without your intention? I didn't think about anything naughty but it kept happening this morning. I got huge ones three times at least. I had to take my tucked shirt out to hide it. The director came into my office but I really couldn't stand up. I had to act like I got sudden stomachache when I had to stand up. I felt like being a high school boy again... FYI, I didn't go to the restroom immediately to take care of that.... :P Anyway, the first business day of the month is a big greasy lunch day for me. I allow myself to have a greasy unhealthy thingy for lunch twice a month. I got a vegetable burger with fries (chips). It tasted okay if I put a lot of mustard and ketchup. I shouldn't have ordered this though. The meat part made out of Tofu really really sucked..... Oh, on a different note, how can you live with a 52% personal income tax? It seems so impossible for me..... Mine is about 15%..... Anyway, I have to get back to work. You have a pleasant Monday!
i love veggie burgers. yummm...
and greasy french fries.
mmmm ...
is it lunch time yet?
Asadachi? I guess that's kind of like the chikubi problem I have when I wear camisoles instead of proper bras to school. I had to be really careful when I took off my jacket last week when it got too warm. I guess we're just oversexed people! ha ha ha ;p
hahaha... i got those a few times in the office, and when everyone's not looking, I rush into the toilet with a book in between my crotch. Love your posts.
I hope your retirement request is approved.
Some veggie burgers are much better than others. I like the Gardenburger brand, but not many others.
Love the new color scheme for your blog!
Oh oh oh I get boners ALL THE TIME in the cockpit! Thank goodness I'm always sitting down so it's not much of a problem. I think it's because the belt keeps on rubbing on it :P Not like I can just "take care" of it anyway.
Hope your VSS goes through...it'd be a nice fat bonus but from the way you've been working it seems you're too invaluable to the company?
Ha, that hasn't happened to me in a while, though I always wake up with one, but who doesn't?
You only eat greasy food twice a month? Life is short, less gym, more eating ;)
Damn! It seems like i'm the only one that DOESN"T GET Boners in the office. Maybe because my office is entirely populated by females? No attraction.... Fortunately
BTW I don't have to pay income tax.... (don;t earn enough)
Hi EnviroBoi,
I am sure you do. The thing is I rarely happen to get to eat yummy ones. It's kinda funny but I am not a big fan of fries. I mean I can live without them. As a matter of fact, when I go to those junky places, I never order a Combo plate because it always comes with fries. :-) ooohhh, I am getting hungry. I'd better get dinner! Good day!
Hi GaijinGirl,
That's so straight dude of you to say that. :-) And thank you very much for sharing your things. A naughty teacher. :-) well, if you do wear camisoles, please make sure your things are protected enough not to be obvious. :-) Am I oversexed??? no, no, not as much as you are. :-P You have a great day!
Hi Ash Angelo,
Welcome to my site! That's good that I am not the only one. :-) Okay, you rush into the toilet with a book in between your crotch?? and what happens next? I need the details just like a high school girl talk. :-) Thanks for stopping by and you have a great great day!
Hi Mush,
Thank you! yeah, I hope it will go well, too. I've been diligently working so my director should approve my request! You know I haven't had many different veggie burgers in my life. The only burgers I came up with are very unpleasant. How can I get to eat those??? I want yummy burgers! You have a fantastic day!
Hi Will,
That's why it's called "cock"pit. I get it. :-) Are you intentionally placing the belt right there? or it happens to rub it automatically? I am pretty sure some of cabin crew are eager to assist you with that. :-) I know. So do I! Well, everybody can be replaced or ditched. I should be ditched! really. I am going to have a talk with my director this week. Wish me luck! You have a wonderful day!
Hi FashMagSlag,
It hasn't? hmmmm... Let me know when it does. :-) I haven't really checked if I am hard when I get up but I am guessing it is. :-) Well, I eat greasy food in other occasions. However, greasy lunch is just twice a month. yes, Life is short but unlike yourself, I get to gain weight if I eat more than I should. So I keep watching things. :-) You have a fantabulous day!
Hi AJ,
You don't?? hmmm... How can I assist you? Let me know when you are interested in getting one. (make it more than three times) But honestly, it's good you don't get it coz it's not really convenient if you wear something looose. How lucky you don't have to pay income tax! I do but it doesn't hurt me yet. But I was told by a friend of mine in Belgium he had to pay 52% of annual income! That's really bad.... You have a marvelous day!